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Nobody can know about this, alright? Especially Kent. And why is that? Because he’s going to use it against me…
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im like afraid to even talk to girls without their consent
Good
Basically what we are going for
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a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
(via trickster-princess)
there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars
unless that one person is me
(via idkiloveyou)
RAINBOW FISH. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE I WAS SIX. I MISSED YOU, BUDDY <3
nobody can explain my love for rainbow fish
i used to have a rainbow fish coloring book
it came with sparkly crayons
#itsallcomingbacknow
i still have rainbow fish books
RAINBOW FISH <3333
;)
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