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It's All About Me.

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Nobody can know about this, alright? Especially Kent. And why is that? Because he’s going to use it against me…

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awesomephilia:

What?! There’s a sale at Dunkin’ Donuts?

(via sophieasweetheart)

moral-disorder:

barbieprivilege:

rodneykong:

im like afraid to even talk to girls without their consent

Good

Basically what we are going for

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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via promisesilence)

funasshi:

spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:

funasshi:

townsvillain:

preshiram:

why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate 

if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there

i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole

i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape

i know what i said

(via trickster-princess)

fake-mermaid:

theanti90smovement:

there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars

unless that one person is me

(via idkiloveyou)

billfuckinghader:

“eat healthier”

“you should exercise more”

image

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foreverlovemusicfashion:

allr5facts:

meulinstuck:

heyheyitskatie:

thesoulboundalchemist:

RAINBOW FISH. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE I WAS SIX. I MISSED YOU, BUDDY <3

nobody can explain my love for rainbow fish

i used to have a rainbow fish coloring book

it came with sparkly crayons

#itsallcomingbacknow

i still have rainbow fish books

RAINBOW FISH <3333

;)

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